Friday, May 05, 2006

Meme #2

1. When was the last time you had sex? Hard to type…too much bouncing…
2. How do you flush the toilet in public? with my foot
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? ALWAYS. Safety first, guys, safety first.
4. Do you have a crush on someone? eh....
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it? gasoline
6. What famous person do you (or other people*) think you resemble? Punky Fucking Brewster – other people
A couple of people have told me some chic from Grey’s Anatomy, but I haven’t seen it so I don’t know who the heck they are referring to.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping? mushrooms and onions
9. Do you crack your knuckles? i pull my fingers and toes, but never crack my neck - that creeps me out
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
"We are Austin’s break specialists – we’re break specialists – you’ll like what we do”
“Everything’s included at Lennar, EE-I-EE-I-OHHH”
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? feck. Yes it did, you asshole meme, you.
12. What are your super powers? I look really hot in the uniforms. That’s about it. Oh yeah, and I can do a mean toe-touch. Ask me sometime.
13. What is the hardest thing you have faced? Other than losing people I love, it would be getting stickerburrs stuck in my face. Wasn’t fun.
14. Where are your car keys? I have no effing clue
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? none of yall are going to do this anyway, so why should I even entertain this question?
16. What's your most annoying habit? eating plastic
17. Where did you go on your last vacation? san antonio, guey
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be? michael moore
19. What is your best physical feature? I always say my ass, but that is my least favorite feature. I have a birthmark on my back. I used to hate it, but I am rebelling against myself so I am making it my most favorite part just to piss myself off.
20. What CD is closest to you right now? Angolan Regulatory Compliance Laws 2006
21. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?red stripe, cheese, salsa (and that’s all you can find in my refrigerator)
22. What superstition do you believe/practice?I scratch the ceiling on yellow lights, pick up my feet over railroad tracks, red lights = 2 hours, yellow lights = 2 minutes
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? only if I am not putting on make up or eating or reading a book
26. What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite gender? If you don't know what your parents would've chosen, what name would you choose for your other-gendered self? William Barrett (thank God for my vagina, right?)
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? depends on who is with me that can provide backup vocals
28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?Back to my grandma’s spare bedroom with the window unit and Gray Mouse
29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? I'd have to say star wars, the original, too! He is just an effing hottie. I think he was my first Old Man Crush.
30. What CD is in your stereo? etta james/ louis armstrong duets, but that’s only because I was trying to seduce somebody
31. What OCD qualities do you have? I go back in my house to make sure I have turned everything off even though I know I have already turned everything off. I also have a big thing for symmetry. Touch one boob, you had better touch the other. I have to chew equally on both sides of my mouth.
32. How many kids do you want to have? eh…
33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be? Jake Gyllenhaal or whatever his name is – from Jarhead, not brokeback. Crystal don’t date bitches.
34.Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous? depends on how bad they were coughing/sneezing/bleeding from the mouth
35. What do you do when no one is watching? blog
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job? Punky Fucking Brewster
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? Peacefully in my sleep
38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most? Rollos. Oh, and my brother and I would eat straight sugar out of the bin when my mom wasn't looking. 39. What is your favorite kid's movie? Toy Story. The “So Play Nice” part actually makes me jump up and down and clap and giggle. Also Mary Poppins. I was IN LOVE with Bert. He can sweep my chimney anyday.
40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? Alkaline Trio, Ignorance Park, The Cure
41. Have you ever been in love? i think so.
42. Do you talk to yourself? Never. Yes, you do. No I don’t.
43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth? then they would suffocate in space and that would be no fun
44. Would you steel from the rich nah, couldn't live with myself. Unless the rich had Skittles, then yeah, I would.


Blogger Chris Cope said...

I had a huge crush on Punky Brewster.

3:10 PM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who eats plastic and likes onions. I chew straws like bubblegum. McDonalds straws taste the best. I hate the armchair off of my dad's office chair when I was little. It was vinyl. Therapy is real expensive.

7:23 PM  
Anonymous logo™ said...

oh, good answers,
Crystal, you a funny gel.

7:41 PM  
Blogger markis said...

two things i have to see/know before i die. no, not your boobs, although...stoppit, bad mark bad mark. sorry'boutdat, anyway, the toe-touch thing, and how the hell you got stickerburrs in your face. wait, you were filming a guinness commercial doing the toe-touch thing while drunk, weren't you.


11:04 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

chris - that is because you have excellent taste in women with no fashion sense. i still have my leg-bandana collection if you want to see it sometime.

the grunt! yes! i chew straws until my gums bleed. it's pretty disgusting, but damn if it doesn't hurt in that very good way.

markis - i will tell you that story this coming weekend. it's not very entertaining. it's actually quite pathetic.

6:42 AM  
Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

Oh crap. I forgot about scatching the ceiling on yellow lights. Everything makes sense now.

12:13 PM  
Blogger keda said...

bert does it for us too. yum. never need a reason never need a rhyme to lift yer knees up step in time*

11:42 PM  
Blogger Toad734 said...

How do you STEEL from the rich?

7:14 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

hey, man. i am too lazy to spell check the stupid thing. i am surprised i actually had the motivation to copy and paste it from markis' blog.

7:17 AM  
Blogger Kato said...

I'm with Chris, who didn't have a huge crush on Punky Brewster?

Also, I'm jealous you saw The Cure in concert. I had one chance and it didn't happen. :(

8:11 AM  
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6:01 AM  
Blogger Effortlessly Average said...

Note to self: If Crystal's ever over for dinner, play Toy Story repeatedly so you can watch her jump up and down.

Oh, and instead of one boob, then the other, would it be acceptable if I touched both at the same time? Or would I have to massage in symetrical patterns as well?

7:56 AM  

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